Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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