First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just pee around me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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