i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
