doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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