plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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