Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
