Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
