He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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