Having a random hookup so left but love u
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Randomize
