i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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