Acid is not a monday night drug
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
this will be a night to untag.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
