saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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