She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My cat gives me a boner
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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