She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
