Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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