Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
