Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
