Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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