Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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