Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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