yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
even my farts smell like vagina
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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