So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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