How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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