apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
it glows. i had to have it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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