Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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