fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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