i would punch a child for taco bell
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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