I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't think brook has ever known best
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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