Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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