This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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