Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Are we still banned from the library?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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