talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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