Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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