The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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