playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Holy sore nipples Batman
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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