I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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