Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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