Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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