Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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