Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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