Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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