When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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