Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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