you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we're making bets on your personal life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
