i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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