I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
