Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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