The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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