goodnight i made you a song goodbye
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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