That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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